Kottke's right. "Replace all instances of "The Holy Spirit", "God", and "Christ" with the word "marijuana" or the phrase "copious amounts of alcohol" and suddenly those pictures start to make a lot more sense. Teens Hit at the CITGO Station.

My middle school days weren't pretty. Not only was I kinda dumpy, short on fashion sense and had a bizarre attraction to other girls, the kids were downright mean. The only solace I found was at this church. I didn't really beleive in what they were preaching, but the few tenuous friendships I had depended on that church so I 'amen'ed with the best of them. I'm sure that if my little friends had an encounter with the holy spirit like those kids at the Citgo station, I would've been down there writhing and frothing with the power of the Holy Spirit.

Of course, as soon as I mentioned my bizarre attraction to other girls, my church friends weren't nearly as welcoming as they had been. I hope that they're more understanding these days. Their ignorance turned me away from God. And where am I now? Oh yeah, a happy heathen!