Today's exciting discovery--if you let Red Vines sit long enough exposed to the air, they become so stale that they break if you drop them. Try it. It's fun!

It's been a long week, kids. Between getting up at the butt crack of dawn Monday to fly back here and run to work, looking at a shitload of depressing houses (more than once we said, you want how much for that piece of crap??) and the exciting Top Secret ™ project at work, my ass is fried. Want proof? Come take a look.

I'm headed back home to Columbus for New Year's. My dad was cool enough to score us boxed seats to see the Blue Jackets, Columbus' new NHL team. They'll be serving food. Hell, I'm just stoked to be watching hockey!!

The most stunning moment of my Thanksgiving was when my mom blurted out "You know who I like? Nsync."

Pure magic: Tofurky Jerky.

From a co-worker:
I want streaming video of God
Don't we all?

This guy sent email to my work, but his site is so lovely that I thought you'd want to see it too!

I'm back, two days late and grumpy as all hell. I love the holidays.