Face it, I'm a geezer
I got email about my upcoming 10th high school reunion, asking to be part of the planning stages (I know, it's not my style but now that I'm a grown-up, I figured I'd give it a shot, I don't have to try and be a popular kid now). Every suggestion the coordinator had were for events centered around drinking. This bothered me. I know Columbus is a boring town, but after 10 years apart I'm not sure that I want to travel 3,000 miles to get drunk. I can do that here, with people, who for the most part, treat me a lot better than those yahoos.

Am I a geezer or just not wanting to waste a vacation drinking I'm not the Unruly Boozer (nor the Rowdy Dyke) I used to be.