I neglected to mention that the last night's hockey game was packed full of highlights. It all started when a guy took to the ice for the very first time. He was falling down the whole time and spent all of his effort trying to stand. When I skated past him and said hang in there, he said 'I am having a very good time' with a very thick Indian accent.

Then there was some bizarre issue with a woman who usually plays in a different league with different rules. Somehow she got the puck between the goalie's legs, then proceeded to try and push it into the net while it was still under him. Which is just bad, no matter how you call it. Agressive motion under anyone's genitals is not ever a good thing. So the goalie (Gerald, a very nice guy) tells the woman to stop, that it's out of play. She (Linda, seemingly nice but something of a loose cannon) starts going off about it, wasting my time and everyone else's. She storms off the ice and continues her hissy fit from the bench, wasting a full minute of playing time.

With as much as that playing time costs, I don't give a shit who's right or who's free to wave a large stick in front of someone's genitals, I just want to play. So quit your bitchin' and start skating, lady!