So we totally forgot about the implications of the carpet cleaner, meaning that nobody, especially not the dogs, can walk on it today. I figured okay, I'll take them with me to work.

But there's always a shmuck and today I finally met that man. Not only did said shmuck tell me that there's a no dogs policy here but he went on to say that some people had religious objections to them. No, I'm not kidding. He then went on to voice his concerns to our General Manager, who was then obligated to come and talk to me.

I hear that in the early days of our parent company, dogs were everywhere, but not small mellow dogs like mine but big, leash-free dogs who ran rampant and pooped at will. Those dogs always fuck it up for the good dogs.