We are officially free from the clutches of the Evil Landlord. All of our stuff is out and the place seemed pretty damn clean to me, but of course Evil Landlord (and her smarmy husband) found some sticking points so we'll still get dinged for (gasp!) dirty blinds and spots on the oven we never used. The kicker is they said they can keep the deposit if they can't rent the place fast enough since we signed a lease.

First I was pissed but now I don't care. Sure, the money would be a help, we have work on our house to do, but we're free from her annoying voice, hideous dress (hey lady, you sure aren't 25 anymore!) and $2100 a month rent. So hey, bitch, keep your money. We bought a house!