2.23.2001

Scenes from our life as homeowners

I see next-door Nanette in the driveway (it's sort of shared), she tells me how their uncontrollable rottweiler is in heat and probably pregnant. Great, I think, what the world most needs right now is a little of puppies from a badly-bred agressive dog who attacks small children and small dogs alike. She also tells me how her granddaughter was wondering why the other incorrigible (also not fixed)Rottie who lives at her auto parts store 2 blocks away kept breaking out to be near the female and what was that red thing between his legs. No, I gasped! What did you tell her, I asked in horror. "I told her the truth, that's his tallywacker, I said."

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