This silly little tool analyzes your pet's name and gives a profile. Here's what they said about Zeus:

Your pet is basically quiet, shy, and likes his/her privacy. This animal is genuinely concerned with people around him/her. Your pet is certainly never dull. You may find this animal has a dualistic nature being very communicative one minute and sullen the next. This animal has a gregarious nature, enjoys people, and seems to be more concerned with his/her freedom needs than your wishes or desires. Your pet is sexually oriented, clever, and definitely knows how to go after what he/she wants.

I think they're talking about the wrong dog.