So, my car's at the dealer for it's 30,000 mile checkup in preparation for our big trip next week. I rented a car from Enterprise because they'll pick me up. Really, it was a guy named Vernon, who spoke the secret language of non-Asian people (this is in fact the same as the secret language of white people but since Vernon isn't white, it's modified) telling me how 'Oriental' drivers were the worst because one of his other clients had 3 wrecks in a month, thanks to 'Oriental' drivers. Look, if you have 3 wrecks in a month, you're either very unlucky or are the shitty driver in question. I told Vernon that there's a whole lot of everybody here, driving bad, that gave him pause.

I'm proud to report that not only is my rental car a crap-ass Corolla, it's white — the official Color of Rental.