Sometimes cube life isn't all that great. You'd think I'd be used to hearing things I didn't want to after all that time near Thoma in The Good Old Days at beyond, but I guess I'm not. One of my current neighbors (a very nice person who I have no other complaints about) is noisy. Singing, sighing, moaning and now, with the addition of snack, slurping. Sometimes, it's just too much. Could you please slurp outside? I don't want to wear headphones every moment of my working life.

Maybe I'll start sighing and slurping too, or just shout AMEN loudly often, for emphasis.