That's it kids, I'm off to wild wooly Arizona until Sunday so if you're looking for fresh content, I am not your source. Peace, out.

Here's what I did yesterday: a beaglefest! Note that Zeus was a real pain in the ass for much of the event.

Important Announcement
Holly had her baby yesterday after a grueling 27 hours of labor, followed by a c-section that produced the largest baby ever recorded: (at least in my book!). Leo weighed in at 12 pounds and 23 inches tall. Damn, and welcome, you huge man.

"We are the Buckeyes. We are killer nuts."

Amy came over, we watched our Episode of the Price is Right. It's still fabulous, it gets better every time. We realized that my snide comment was 'I'm just shouting out numbers' and Amy saying 'that's a good idea.' She started shouting out numbers then too.

Thank god it's National Masturbation Month! Anyone going to participate in the Masturbate-A-Thon? Don't tell me if you do, but have fun.

I wish I didn't have to work, that every day I could be on the Price is Right.

Anyone looking to import shoes from Indonesia can do so here. Why they thought sending me spam was worth their time, I don't know but it is kinda funny. Shoes!

Our Episode of The Price is Right
It was fabulous! I chortled, I wept, I snorted, I watched it again. There we were, 4 rows back, in the middle. They even captured me making a snide comment to Amy!! I felt like Andy Kaufmann, who apparently had an entire career dedicated to inside jokes with his buddy.

Grandma reports that she saw my arms wave, Mom forgot that I'd died my hair blonde so she wasn't sure she saw me. But I did! No less than 5 times did I see my face right there next to Amy. Wow! We're famous! Soon enough people will be calling, wanting me to wave my arms on their TV show!

Some things just defy comment: eBay item 1138071899 (Ends Apr-30-01 18:28:12 PDT) - WILD 1983 Nancy Reagan & Mr. T Xmas postcard

It doesn't get much better than Mr T. vs Bob Barker. In celebrating today's airing of our Price episode, Amy and I have decided to make a return trip, where we'll do our best to get picked this time. I think I'll do an interpretive dance about spinning the big wheel and the advantages of spaying and neutering your pets.

I just think that IBM's Peace, Love and Linux campaign is cool. Where else can you live where the billboards spout love for an OS -- and most of us know what that means?

I can't bring myself to take my Price is Right nametag off the shirt I wore that day. It's hanging proudly in the laundry nook.

I can't wait to get home and watch my taped episode of Price is Right where Amy and I are waving proudly from 3 rows back!!

Ummm....okay. eBay item 1233679535 (Ends May-04-01 13:53:05 PDT) - Primitive Americana Annie Doll - 29" - NR

I need these: Snoopy Stamps!! Snoopy has been my pal for as long as I can remember. Christmas, 1981, brought me a stuffed Snoopy who was only retired 2 years ago. Through thick and thin, he was there, that's why any of my friends who have babies can count on getting a Snoopy from me.