Stolen from b-may, the following quote from Richard Nixon, speaking about All in the Family.

"Archie is sitting here with his hippie son-in-law, married to the screwball daughter. . . . The son-in-law apparently goes both ways." (what?)
He is "obviously queer. He wears an ascot, and so forth."

A strong rebuttal to this comment from Erik, who knows all things ascot (and fez):
Didn't he realize that mannix wore an ascot, too? There is no one more manly than mannix.

Well said, my friend.