I'm so ready for our trip. If I could, in good conscience, provide the 3 of you loyal readers with cheesy music to hear on hold, I would.

On the first episode of the new Amazing Race, they go to Rio De Janero. One of the tasks is a choice -- rappel 600 feet down a rock face or ride a gondola to Ipanema beach, where you must find the Girl from Ipanema, who waits for you sporting a fine bikini and sipping on a fruity beverage. I squawked out loud when I saw this, and the photo that they give you to aid your search. I most certainly would have gone for the Girl and ran squawking down the beach screaming "GIRL FROM IPANEMA."

Only one group took this option but it was SO worth it when The Girl handed them their clue, winked and said "Good luck." I watched that part 3 times.

I want to go on the Amazing Race.