Over the last few weeks there's been a steadily rising amount of people here to talk about buying the company. Today's round of folks has a name that sounds like an antibiotic cream. One of the guys came busting out of the conference room a few minutes ago saying "YOU SUCK" into his cell phone. He is now standing right outside my cube, telling someone else about how he's checking out our company and how it's all set except for closing the deal. He's walking up and down the aisle outside my cube telling whoever it is what he perceives as our strong and weak suits, as if my team can't hear and isn't all 10 feet away from him. The good news, he got Carl's update and George's stuff seems to be working. Whoever they are.

This is, by far, the most surreal moment I've ever experienced at work.

Clearly, we are non-entities to this man.