The first meeting since our company was aquired was today. I guess it went well, with my boss presenting our fine product to the kids in leadership positions. One of those kids seemed very pleased by the results and felt the need to tell the entire staff this, which is cool. But he also said that they're looking forward to revenue from us in the next few months and that the "honeymoon clock" is running. In other words, we'll give you these nice paychecks and gave you your back pesos but you'd better put your money where your mouth is and sell some stuff or your ass is on the street. How charming. I feel so welcomed already.

Almost as much as I did when one of those guys stood outside my cube and farted before they bought us.

The upside is that all my co-workers are very cool, and of course that I have a Bay View. It's like going to a new school where you have the same teacher and do all the same work as before, but you're sitting somewhere else.