From Dick Van Patten's weblog:>br? Good news! The Depends undergarment people called!! I'm so excited I wet myself! They say they would like me to star opposite June Allyson in an instructional video on how to sponge bath the elderly after being incontinent! This should be able to pay off the enormous tab I've generated at the liquor store. Reminds me of that great joke: What does an 80-year-old woman's vagina smell like? Depends...