I'm dressed like a derelict today. When I was getting dressed, I was so tired, I grabbed the nappy ass, grubby sweatshirt I wear around the house instead of one of the clean(er) ones I wear to work. I didn't notice until I was at the train station, waiting, and saw a huge splotch of dirt on my shoulder. At that point, I looked at the sleeves, saw that they are filthy (though not in a living on the streets kind of way) and that the thing is covered in dog hair. I'm trying to hide from my co-workers until it's time to go home and wash this thing.