Yesterday, our CEO once again reminded us that it's no longer 1999, that the days of milk, honey and foosball are long past us. Part of this change in the world, in their eyes, will be reflected in having their loyal, obedient staff, including myself, dress less casually, moving away from t-shirts to 'business casual.' I have tons of issues with this, the main one being that my entire suave wardrobe consists of trendy t-shirts and jeans. But hey, I'll roll with it.

One of our engineers complied with this request by wearing a button down shirt, dockers and a tie. The tie he's wearing says Viagra all over it. It's the best example of business casual I've ever seen.