Not only is there a Starbuck's in the Tokyo airport, where we'll have a few hours to kill, but a Frish's Big Boy. Stay tuned for pics of me eating totally American shit food and coffee in foreign lands -- all the while being thrilled to do it. On Christmas day, I'd like to eat at KFC -- in China. And have rice. Today at lunch I realized that I know how to order 1 rice in Chinese, so I stood in the lobby of one market saying that phrase loudly as this nice Chinese woman looked at me funny. But I bet she knew I wanted 1 of rice.