Saturday morning, I'm coaching the girls and for a moment I forget that they are all 12 or younger. They skate pretty well, have decent shots and look like adults with all their gear on. Okay, very short adults, but still. I look over at the bench, see a row of water bottles and catch my eyes on a gigantic SpongeBob Square Pants bottle that is shaped just like SpongeBob himself. I laughed out loud.