How funny is my dad:
Liz's Dad: Ii's Dad; what's up?
Liz2D2: just working
Liz2D2: blah blah work
Liz2D2: boring
Liz2D2: i'd rather be getting ready to go to Canada!
Liz's Dad: But think of all the money! is that what makes the world go around--at least to a point!
Liz2D2: true
Liz2D2: did mom tell you what happened to our fence?
Liz2D2: we officially have the White Trash backyard!
Liz2D2: part of the fence fell down in the way back, now there's this gigantic hole
Liz2D2: you can walk into the neighbors yard
Liz's Dad: good Lord, the giant crater of San Jose; you could sell admission tickets!
Liz's Dad: You ought to put all of us to work when were out there; sort of Tom sawyer like...
Liz2D2: that would be great
Liz2D2: i'd just give you some duct tape
Liz's Dad: It's wonderful stuff; just repaired an umbrella with it so I can walk the dogs in the rain!