Last night I was preparing to vote today (did you vote?) when I started reading the ballot aloud for my captive audience -- Andrea. She did not enjoy my rendition of 'de Bilota' en espanol but I cracked myself up for far too long. God forbid I should have to learn Spanish, even if I become fluent there will still be no doubt that I'm as white as the driven snow -- I can't muster any kind of accent other than White Girl from Ohio. Hola.