Because I'm too lazy to think of people to email this to, and anyone I'd send it to would read it here anyway, here's my take on the questions Dena sent out:

1. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER:
Eight Crazy Nights, the Adam Sandler animated musical. See ya later, poopsicle.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
The Miss America Family by Julianna Baggett and some cheesy Maeve Binchy paperback I bought for $.25.

3. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Othello.

4. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Hustler. Okay, not really, Maxim.

5. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Alice, when she was clean, just after waking up.

6. COMFORT FOOD(S):
Korean, instant mashed potatoes (tell me it's not magic when first it's flakes or powder, then the presence of water makes it into POTATOES!), mac and cheese.

7. FAVORITE SOUNDS?
The whack of catching, then giving a good pass in hockey.

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Scoring a goal for the other team. Or remembering that Alice is gone.

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Goddamn! Your mom was great last night. Okay, no, either woo! hockey today or woo. work today.

10. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
White Castle.

11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
MURRAY ABRAHAM TAN-DOWTAY!

12. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Weed and hockey. Okay, no, hanging with my bitches and talking about all the cool stuff we've done or may do later, when we get off the couch. And my dogies.

13. FINISH THE STATEMENT, "IF I HAD LOTS OF MONEY, I WOULD:
Quit my job and finance myself as a professional hockey player in the LizDoughty Hockey League. LDHL! I'm sure I'd do something stellar for animal rescue as well, like fund free spay/neuters for as many people as possible.

14. DO YOU DRIVE FAST?
Yup. That's why I live in CA, where 80 is the norm on the highway.

15. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
That is none of your business.

16. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
A pain in the ass. And scary.

17. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Brown 1981 Toyota Corolla station wagon. That thing rocked, just ask Amy and/or Dan.

18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
Dunno. Blue?

19. FINISH THE STATEMENT, "IF I HAD THE TIME, I WOULD:
Take a nap.

20. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yeah, they're not nailed down.

21. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
Blue. I don't think I'm kidding.

22. GLASS - HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Half full, I guess. If it's beer, then it's half empty and I'm already sad that it's gone.

23. HOW MANY DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN?
Columbus, Oh., Salem OR, Eugene, OR, Portland, OR, Sunnyvale, CA, Mountain View CA, San Jose CA = 7

24. FAVORITE PLACE TO RELAX?
On the couch with Patrick and Rainie draped across me.

25. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Hockey and curling.

26. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS: Dena is da Bomb. And she raised some pretty fucking amazing puppies. An email I got from her has changed my life in so many ways, I now have 2 amazing bassets and 2 dear friends thanks to one email.

27. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?
Dust and some crap of Andrea's.

28. WHAT IS A SPECIAL GIFT YOU WANT, BUT WILL NOT BUY FOR YOURSELF.
A new ipod to replace the one I left on the fucking plane in Chicago. I'm really not worthy of another one. That, and a membership to the Power Bodies gym in San Jose.

29. OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU WILL E-MAIL THIS TO, WHO'S THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
I'm just posting it so it doesn't count.

30. LEAST LIKELY? George Bush. Heh. I said Bush.