They brought in pizza for lunch today. Not regular, white people pizza, but weird pizza like clams and garlic. Nope, I'm not kidding, I'm just from Ohio, where vegetarian pizza means cheese. I'm standing in the kitchen, talking to a few folks while eating when this new guy walks in. I was refilling the coke supply in the fridge and while my back was turned, the guy took my pizza and left his behind! Sheesh.