My cubemate's disk drive is spinning and it sounds like someone taking a hit off a bong. I keep turning around, expecting to see some stoned hippie-type saying "Peace, man," or myself a number of years ago saying "I'm SOOOOO stoned," then laughing hysterically and taking off my pants.

But both those possibilities are very far away. Now it's just me and the hits from the disk drive. Which I think I'll eject because it's about to drive me NUTS!