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I'm not sure why these funny statements about marriage are on the cartalk website, but they are, so enjoy!

Highlights

• HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
  "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6
• IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
  "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out." Theodore, age 8
• HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
  "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8

And there you have it, folks. This said by a person who is hoping to have one of those kids to be explained.