3.07.2005

Overheard at Disneyland
  • From the mom of a little girl, to that little girl who was SCREAMING inside a bathroom stall because she was apparently constipated: I can feel it! I'm touching it!
  • Later, from that same mom: You're not a princess, because a princess uses the toilet.
    By that definition, most of you readers are princesses!
  • From the mom of a sullen teenager, just before park closing in the line for Alice in Wonderland: You'd better stop acting so antisocial because NOBODY fucking cares about you.
    Happiest place on earth, indeed!

1 Comments:

and this is what Blogger heather said...

wow. i've always known i had it relatively good in the parenting department, but that last example is kind of scary.

8:35 AM

 

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