Is it really so hard to grasp that when you buckle your child into a
carseat, it matters that the straps are tight?

We saw a kid tonight who had her straps hanging off her shoulders. Why
even bother with a car seat if you're gonna lay the straps so loose that
they look like a goddamn feather boa?

Sometimes I think, well it's enough that Val's in safely every time.
But really, it's not. Kids could die needlessly because parents can't
figure out something so important. Short of taking out billboard ads, I
dunno what the answer is.