Because I'm too tired to write in full, witty sentences, I give you
this:
Preschool visits: 1
Seconds it took before Val ran off to play with Play Doh: .2
Carseats I installed in our neighbor's car: 1
Wet underpants Val had (so far): 0
Teenaged babysitters who failed to show up at my sax rehearsal: 1
Times Val pried my hands off my sax to encourage me to open some string
cheese: 1
Times Val put cheese and crackers (still in the package) into the bell
of my sax: 1
Times I turned around to check on her during rests: about 200
Badass new diaper/toy bags I bought at the REI sale: 1
People at dinner with me and Val: 2- me. And Val. It's a little
lonely.

Can I go to bed now?