Injury to Insult

Calling my ob/gyn's office today was a little painful:
Me: "Hi, i just had my first insemination and i think it gave me an infection"
Receptionist: "The NP can see you for a UTI"
Me: "It's not a UTI, it's an infection from an IUI"
Receptionist: "We can schedule an IUI for you"
Me: "No, i don't need an IUI I need to see a doctor"
Receptionist: "Okay, we can see you tomorrow."
Me: "Okay."
Receptionist: "We'll see you then."
Me: "Don't you need my name?"
Receptionist: "Oh. Yes."

All of this was followed by about 2 minutes of her misspelling my last name, then being completely unable to find me in their system. I'm going in tomorrow fully expecting them to be ready to process my non-existant husband's sperm for an IUI. That, or to take in my dry cleaning.